Ah, Juston's farts—let's just say they are legendary. The sheer force and olfactory assault they deliver are the stuff of folklore. If you’ve had the misfortune of being in the same room when one slips out, you’ll know that it’s not just a smell; it’s an experience.
Rumor has it that Juston’s farts could clear a room faster than a fire drill, and that they linger in the air with an almost sentient will of their own, refusing to dissipate until they’ve made their mark. Some say it smells like a mix of rotten eggs, burned rubber, and... regret. Others claim it has a certain pungent sweetness, like a compost heap that has been fermenting for too long.
In terms of sheer horrific intensity, it's not so much a fart as it is a natural disaster, a force of nature. In fact, environmentalists have suggested that Juston may need to be classified as a new source of air pollution.
But, hey, don’t take it from me—just ask anyone who’s been trapped in the same room with him after a hearty meal of beans and broccoli. They’ll never look at a whoopee cushion the same way again.
Rumor has it that Juston’s farts could clear a room faster than a fire drill, and that they linger in the air with an almost sentient will of their own, refusing to dissipate until they’ve made their mark. Some say it smells like a mix of rotten eggs, burned rubber, and... regret. Others claim it has a certain pungent sweetness, like a compost heap that has been fermenting for too long.
In terms of sheer horrific intensity, it's not so much a fart as it is a natural disaster, a force of nature. In fact, environmentalists have suggested that Juston may need to be classified as a new source of air pollution.
But, hey, don’t take it from me—just ask anyone who’s been trapped in the same room with him after a hearty meal of beans and broccoli. They’ll never look at a whoopee cushion the same way again.
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2) a lesbian who had the biggest obsession with him for some reason (you didint know if you wanted him, or wanted to BE him)
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though some of his choices were.. questionable, he was an okay kid at the end of the day. he was also part of a big pipeline that involved lesbians..? anyways, cool kiddo, sad seeing how shat on the lil guy is on this site.
if you are a justin bieber, you are either
1) a silly fella around 14-16 years old with a haircut only a mother can love (and probably has adhd. but yk i'm not goddamn akinator so,,)
2) a lesbian who had the biggest obsession with him for some reason (you didint know if you wanted him, or wanted to BE him)
3) actually justin bieber!
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guy 1: "but you gotta admit, Justin Bieber probably has adhd."
a person with a tablespoon of empathy: "ehh, idk about that one, we shouldnt assume justins mental stability."
time skip
a person with a tablespoon of empathy: "oh, i guess justin bieber does have adhd. huh."
a person with a tablespoon of empathy: "..thats a middle schooler, a middle schooler who's just dealing with emotions. also, his name is Justin Bieber..."
guy 1: "but you gotta admit, Justin Bieber probably has adhd."
a person with a tablespoon of empathy: "ehh, idk about that one, we shouldnt assume justins mental stability."
time skip
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