Suck friend

A friend who sucks.

Terry: "Hey man, you're being a suck friend today."
James: "Sorry mate, I'll try and do better."

by brooklynlikespizza April 25, 2022

National fuck a friend day again

on April 14 you have the right to fuck any amount of people who say they are your friend

I cant wait to shag my friend Tim again, tomorrow its national fuck a friend day again

by anonymous April 14, 2021

Friend

Rejection of being in a relationship with you

I see you as a friend
You're a great friend

by Destroyer 02 August 3, 2019

Best friend

A best friend is a person you fuck.

John: Yo David we had some good interactional sex
David: I know Daddy, You give the best head ever
Best friend

by Josval2 December 18, 2019

National give your friend's money back day

January 11 is the national give your friend's money back day, where people worldwide return the money they owe back to their friend!

You: Hey Ryan, Happy January 11!
Ryan: What's January 11th?
You: It's National give your friend's money back day.
Ryan: Cool man, here's your money back!

by FriendlyNeighbourhoodIdiot January 11, 2023

Friends

A show that I've seen but never watched.

Hym "You know what this chick said to me the other day? She said 'If you don't agree with me on abortion, we aren't friends.' MY response to that statement is 'We weren't friends in the first place. You are in love with Tyrone and I'm HIS 'friend' and you associate with me because I associate with him.' My stance on this should have been made clear by now. Be friends with the niggas you fucked instead of me. And if killing babies is better then not have sex then A LOT of things are better than not having sex. You know and I know that we were not friends."

by Hym Iam July 1, 2022

friends

fake people who will never under stand what your going through, just there to look cool and us you for things

hey your "friends" with her?

by Annie youth April 18, 2018