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Friend

Someone you hate, who hangs out with you, only because they have no friends and think it's ok to crash your outings.
Friend 1: I love coming to Starbucks1 *They'd smile.*
Friend 2: Me too! This place is a second home for me! *Grins until they saw the "friend".
Me: Oh hell naw, guys we gots to go.
by SweetAndSaltyIt'sSkyler March 14, 2018
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can i be your friend?

Short answer: No.
Long answer: I'm just an internet random just as you, so that means no one knows the other and by that we can't trust ourselves... But don't worry, there are many people in the world, may one wants to be your friend.
You: can i be your friend?
internet random: no.
by RealCake December 10, 2023
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appreciating ur friends 5’9 and above on July 15th. they deserve some appreciation for being built like a stringbean
hey! did you know that it’s tall friend appreciation day? ask your tall friends how the weather is up there!
by jacob glndr June 25, 2022
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Fake friend

A girl who only wants to use you to talk about drama and boys and then ignores you
Bianca is your fake friend.
by Not2faced January 23, 2017
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Impossible Friends

The bestest play ever, written by the bestest playwrights ever. It’s a thriller and a comedy and a heartwarming story. YAY
Eliana: omg we must see this new blockbuster

MIA: yes it is the masterpiece of the century

Person: are you talking about impossible friends? I hate that.
MIA and Eliana: smite them
by dreamymimi August 9, 2024
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