Friends

Something you don't have.

Person: Hey, let's be friends!
You: But I'm a person who doesn't have any personality, humour, charm or wit to even satisfy or make anyone laugh, how are we supposed to be friends?
Person: Don't worry, I don't exist.

by Idris the Sexy January 20, 2021

true friend

someone who can understand your texting when you misspell almost every word.

a - “IM XRYIMG RHATS SO DUNNY”

b - “i know it’s so funny”
a - “the fact that you know what i said, you’re a true friend”
b - “i know you too well”

by gabbyxo4410 November 3, 2020

National pretend to be mad at your friends day

September 17th is the one day you get to pretend to be mad at your friend and give them a scare.

Dude 1: Why are you ignoring me dude??
Dude 2: *silence*
Happy national pretend to be mad at your friends day

by Random guy12363946292 September 18, 2025

Friend

this person is a friend very nice friend

Example:hey friend wanna hangout in the playground at recess :D??

by 16amedina November 28, 2021

Friends

Something you don’t have

Person1: do you have friends?

Person2: what’s that?

Person1: something you don’t have, loser!

by I’m hella gay July 28, 2022

a friend

something that doesn't exist.

I have no a friend

by bobster4356 August 27, 2021

Friend

Horrible person that hates you. A Grayson.

Grayson was a great friend and he ditched school for dentist appointment instead of helping his freinds.

by anonymous January 12, 2023