Ass Barber

Someone who cuts or shaves ass hair for a living.

Shut up Byron. You're such an ass barber.

by Brent Jarvis November 8, 2008

Goo Ass

When your butt crack gets sweaty and moist, this is the byproduct that you feel.

After golfing in the humid weather all morning, Lisa had goo ass.

by dadaevan April 12, 2007

Ass Bag

The Frat Boy that doesn't realize he's now 42, single, over weight and Spring Break ended a long time ago.

Person 1: How about those Jets?
Ass Bag: How about your mom?

by IndiGirl September 19, 2009

ass-tray

The result of a person placing there buttocks on a seat which will after result in making an ass print on the seat in a shape of a tray.

Matt: "Dude alright I'm out."

*Gets off seat*

Robert: "Dude you left an ass-tray on your seat!"

by vfx.void May 8, 2010

Ass Boner

When you get fucked so hard in the ass you pop a boner.

Dude:i got ass boner so hard, it went to far in now i got a boner!!

by skghruighauihgauigbp April 17, 2009

ass-spelunking

the act of an employee exploring his bosses insides with his nose for personal gain

Yo, Mike, when you get done ass-spelunking with Larry would you mind helping me get some work done or would you rather give him a hot carl.

by g spot May 21, 2006

Ass Blower

A form of sexual intercouse, involving the use of the gluteous maximus and the anal hole. Involves the oral blowing of parts of the body. Can be done with two people or one person and a vacuum cleaner or leaf blower.

Gay Guy: "I'm an ass blower"
Gay Girl: "Me too! *blows ass*"

by Ass blower pro 2000. March 4, 2009