Country-Fried Meat Head

Southerner that plays sports

After the Football game that country-fried meat head drank 24 beers

by John March 4, 2005

red army heading south

period

"best keep out of her way, the red army are heading south!"

by Dr Baz October 7, 2003

Swordfighting the Five Headed Hydra

A rather obvious reference to male masturbation.

He was caught swordfighting the five headed hydra.

by JollyFatMan September 10, 2005

Football headed yogurt slinger

Of course...this is yet another word for the WONG...the male reproductive organ.

My football headed yogurt slinger survived many a journey.

"Hey look at that guy's football headed yogurt slinger...sick man"

by Word July 6, 2004

pumpkin gravy head

a term of endearment. a very random one. used to describe girls. it was devised close to the christmas season.

oh hey lil pumpkin gravy head

by spinthewheeeeeel February 14, 2009

purple headed yogurt slinger

A penis. The male sex organ.

He lost his purple headed yogurt slinger in an interesting yet unfortunate tricycle accident at the age of 45.

by Krackershaft November 28, 2002

purple headed turkey neck

Slang for the Penis.

He pulled out his large purple headed turkey neck and she gasped in delight!

by Dylan January 10, 2005