Penis

The male mist favourite toy in the world

What where you doing last night

You now playing with my penis

by Rupert Purnell November 2, 2021

penis-food

A woman (or if gay, man) who causes instant sexual arousal at first sight (alternative: penisfood, penis food)

Boy that lass is instant penis-food.

by Mackem_Beefy June 17, 2018

pushing penis

when somebody wants to push penis down their throat

I was pushing penis down his throat all day.

by Gorilla Tag September 5, 2022

Penis

A wonderous 3rd leg found of 1/2 of the poopulation, if u see a homoman with his wand out, run directly towards him with asshole counter, make sure to suck all the pps of men

look at that PENIS so large and mighty

by babbeygurl March 22, 2022

penis contact

when the penis contacts with the table

Guy 1: I had penis contact alst nite
Guy 2: what table?

by PENISMENFART March 10, 2022

penis

A long tube-like object located in the male body which is used for urination and reproduction.

My penis is so big!

by meelon January 6, 2022

Ancient Penis Wisdom

An ancient wisdom of PENIS that has allowed men to swoon, conquer, innovate, build, maintain, command, control, design, etc. From Ancient Penis Wisdom all things have their origin and existence among men.

Example 1
I can't tell you what Ancient Penis Wisdom is, but I can tell you exactly who DOES and DOESN'T have it.

Example 2
Jim: Did you see Eric? He has a great job, just got married to a great woman and they have their first child on the way.

Kevin: Yeah, and Eric just bought his first house.

Jim: Do you think he's acquired Ancient Penis Wisdom?

Kevin: Absolutely. He definitely has Ancient Penis Wisdom.

Example 3

Jim: Did you hear that Norman from High School has had two kids out of wedlock and now he's in jail and the baby mommas are crack whores?

Kevin: Yeah. I heard about that guy. He never obtained the Ancient Penis Wisdom.

Jim: Dude, you're right about that.

by Dr. Numbutt Sphincterstein March 7, 2023