Fag Bag

A friend or acquaintance than is being a total loser and not wanting to do anything cool and would rather go to bed at a normal time instead of staying up late getting hammered and kissing fat chicks.

cmon Jake quit being a fag bag and just go out to the club with us

by Jake the tank March 14, 2018

ur grandpa a garbage bag

The only insult more devastating than ur brother a mother.

Hey man, don't make me say it...
Do it.
UR GRANDPA A GARBAGE BAG
*implodes*
*4th dimension unravels*

by WolfredMontgomery May 13, 2018

Monday bag

When you wake up on Mondays but are too lazy to go out and purchase a condom, so you use a ziplock bag

Hey dude, what was with all the noise last night?

-Sorry man, Jessica and I were having sex

Nice! Did you use a condom?
-Couldn't find one, so I used a monday bag

by Slamthatspam February 14, 2017

sushi in a bag

Means crazy af unbelievable

That super bowl was sushi in a bag!!

by El_ninolindo February 15, 2017

bag o' beetus

(noun) synonym for extra large, extra salty, extra greasy, bag of potato chips

Mary: Henry watch ur diabeetus!
Henry: I wanna eat mah bag o' beetus!
*munch, munch, munch*

by TheWhiteBowser February 16, 2017

Fuck Bag

Someone who is like a bag in which someone is open for fucking 24/7

Dude, Marie is such a Fuck Bag!

by Spread Em February 20, 2017

Sugar Bags

A great pair of female/male tits.

Nick: Aye bruh, did you see that girl passing by?
Mario: mmmm, look at them sugar bags.

by ProfessorKony February 26, 2017