Instead of "retiring" from a career, let's make it something that explains the delight of having more free-time available to do whatever we want. While working, we often have too little of it, so once we aren't working, we are "free-timing" to do the things that escaped us for too long.
by The Insurance Chick August 22, 2025

When a male member of the older generation commits an act or says something which is defined by younger peers as what an absolute 'Lad' would say/do.
"Your Dad is so funny, he should come out with us more often!"
"I know, right? He's like The 'lad' that time forgot!"
"You know, back in my day boys, I was considered a bit of a ladykiller!"
"Alright, don't big yourself up 'lad' that time forgot!"
"I know, right? He's like The 'lad' that time forgot!"
"You know, back in my day boys, I was considered a bit of a ladykiller!"
"Alright, don't big yourself up 'lad' that time forgot!"
by Jamesn331 November 30, 2013

by ursaggynan January 11, 2022

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

Are cult that believes in random time travel. Basically that everything happens at any given time, which is confusing, so I'll explain. For example, say you're walking down the street. According to this cult, future you is walking further down the street at the same time, and that anything in the past is constantly on loop. They also believe that people from both the past and future are being teleported to the present all the time, and it is their responsibility to find them. Their leader is the immortal embodiment of a toaster, and their symbols include spaghetti noodles, paper towels, and cheese graters.
The teleportation-through-time-ists are rapidly approaching me, hence with the intentions to capture me.
by Squid? February 3, 2020

by mxxxyrrr June 5, 2025

(noun) The TV guide/magazine displaying the various Homestar Runner cartoons. On the cover there are headings for various features on Homestar Runner cartoon characters.
by Bigfatnobody October 19, 2003
