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by UnsubToDRM May 31, 2021
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Monkey Nuts

“Monkey Nuts” is a term used mostly in the Detroit, MI area and is slang for a dual drum magazine clip known as “C-Mag” (short for century magazine) that holds 100 rounds, most used on AR-15 and GLOCK models
“The AR got monkey nuts and a cotter on it
by ELyrik313 May 14, 2021
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Sus Monkey

Person 1: You are such a Sus Monkey
Person 2: What does that mean?
Person 1: An Ugly Mother Fucker You little bitch
by Deeznutsonyourtounge March 9, 2022
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Monkey in the Middle

A sexual occurrence involving a threesome of two females and one male in which the first woman is STD-positive and the guy and the other gal is not. The guy first has intercourse with the diseased girl, receiving dangerous bodily fluids on his penis yet miraculously not acquiring her STD. He then gives penile pleasure and, unfortunately, the first woman's bodily fluids to the second female, endowing her with the disease from his "dirty needle." After this, he is effectively called the “monkey in the middle
Darv: Ron, I heard you were the monkey in the middle this past weekend. You got severely lucky, man.
Ron: Darvy, It's as though I've murdered by surviving.
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Monkey Shit

Out here doing anything. IE…looking stupid!
Take that monkey shit off you embarrassing us”

~Pimp C
by One5ve February 10, 2024
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monkey paw

The struggle of someone with small hand trying to grasp a big item
I totally had to monkey paw the big phone
by Royroy February 17, 2015
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monkey monkey football

Another word for a three-some
The guy ask the 2 girls if they want to play monkey monkey football
by j-me lynn January 14, 2014
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