i might need security

A song by Chance the Rapper that goes hard and samples a Jamie Foxx bit.

bro did you hear I Might Need Security?
yeah chance went off that shit was fire

by eeee2324 May 22, 2019

I almost shed a tear.

Boo hoo mothefucker. Pull yourself together.

You cycled all the way across europe and you’re tired? Well, I almost shed a tear.

by Yung’Un August 11, 2019

i just think it's funny that...

you're dead if yo girl say dis

are you angry?
no i just think it's funny that...

by TheGrandMaster69420 August 31, 2019

ooh i have a pocketknife

pocketknifes are useful tools for getting out of sticky situations. metaphorically, if you say “ooh i have a pocketknife” you mean that you have just thought of a way to get out of a sticky situation. it could also mean that you literally have a pocketknife on hand

example one:

person 1: i don’t want to go to the party because my ex will be there and we planned on going together

person 2: ooh i have a pocketknife! you could come with me to my sister’s preschool graduation!

example 2:

person 1: i need something to cut this rope
person 2: ooh i have a pocketknife!

by skskskskskskandioopandiscoop September 6, 2019

i see dead people

An exclamation to use in a monotone voice when you want a**holes to leave you the hell alone.

"Hey, Sam."
"What?"
"I see dead people."

by LilacTheRat September 24, 2019

I am Iron Man

Tony Stark's last words before he snapped his fingers in Avengers Endgame that made your mom cry, your dad cry, your sister cry, your cousin cry, and the whole world cry.

"I am inevitable." Thanos snaps and looks at his gauntlet like oh shit. He proceeds to looks at Tony who's like 'FUCK YOU' and Tony says, "I am iron man" Then sis snapped harder than Miley Cyrus in 2013.

by Someone you probably dont know October 13, 2019

Am I wrong tho?

it is a synonym for Where the lie tho? and is a response when you expose someone or tell the truth in a humorous way and there is a shocked or surprised reaction

1: "Emily was highkey a bitch at that party tbh"
2: "BrUHHHH"
3:"Am I wrong tho?"

by Radar. May 25, 2018