An asshole, who regularly cheats on their spouse. Sometimes a practicing bigamist. Also a habitual liar who often times believes their own bullshit. A S.P.B.F. will often times regard themselves as a noble person, believing that their inability to choose a singular mate is the result of "not wanting to hurt anyone". This is however an unrealistic view, as the rest of the world views them as a bunch of narcissistic assholes.
Michelle: "I do not know how to deal with this guy! He cheats and lies all the time!"
Heather: "Come on, Michelle. Did you really expect anything different from a STINKY PENIS BUTT-FUCKER?"
Heather: "Come on, Michelle. Did you really expect anything different from a STINKY PENIS BUTT-FUCKER?"
by The Judge! March 28, 2009
Get the Stinky Penis Butt-Fuckermug. Crown Hair aka the hair that circles around ones butt hole. it is called crown hair because it can look like a crown on someones head. To get rid of a Crown one can shave it or get it waxed. Everyone has a Crown unless they get rid of it. Crown Hair is also known as ass pubes or just as a Crown.
"Go get your crown hair (butt hole) waxed." "That girl is showing her crown hair (butt hole)." "They have long crown hair (butt hole)."
by WildThang11 October 31, 2011
Get the Crown Hair (butt hole)mug. When a good looking girl bends over or sits down and her jeans slides down and reveals the top of her butt crack. It's important that's it's nice so the expression cannot be used on any butt crack show showing. It has to be a turn-on. Hairy guys and old people usually don't have pretty kinky butt minkys!
PKBM can be used to let others know what you have just seen, if the person is still in the room. Or you think your chances of picking up the girl decreases, if you shout out, that she has just showed you her butt crack.
PKBM can be used to let others know what you have just seen, if the person is still in the room. Or you think your chances of picking up the girl decreases, if you shout out, that she has just showed you her butt crack.
Julia just sat down to tie her shoelace - she has a pretty kinky butt minky!
Oh man, there was this hot MILF in the que at the supermarket today that dropped her wallet. She had to bend down to pick it up and revealed her pretty kinky butt minky.
Oh man, there was this hot MILF in the que at the supermarket today that dropped her wallet. She had to bend down to pick it up and revealed her pretty kinky butt minky.
by N13L5 September 20, 2009
Get the pretty kinky butt minkymug. When the penis is in the partners butt and you body slam your partner on the ground while you are on top repetitively with you penis still in the butt.
Joe: Damn, my dick has never been so sore.
Nick: Why is it sore?
Joe: Me and Monica had angry barbarian butt sex last night.
Nick: Holy shit! dude forget about your dick is she ok?
Joe: I don't know but she is in the hospital.
Nick: Why is it sore?
Joe: Me and Monica had angry barbarian butt sex last night.
Nick: Holy shit! dude forget about your dick is she ok?
Joe: I don't know but she is in the hospital.
by Lilchunks September 1, 2013
Get the Angry Barbarian Butt Sexmug. The placement of index and middle finger into another persons anal cave, and moving them in a back and forth "saw" motion.
Dude if you don't cut the attitude I will have to break out the two-fingered butt saw and give you an adjustment.
by Lt. One-Eye September 30, 2006
Get the two-fingered butt sawmug. 1. A man from China, or of Chinese decent, with pimple on or around his ass.
2. An insult to someone you do not like.
2. An insult to someone you do not like.
by Max Burns February 16, 2010
Get the Chinese Butt Nipplemug. by you know my fuckin name! June 19, 2003
Get the butt pee or ass pissmug.