westhoughton high school

Westhoughton High School is the place where all the year 11s look like middle aged men, until you get into year 11 and see that nearly all of your mates have the mental age of an undeveloped foetus. You'll most likely despise the majority of your teachers who's only aim is to make a living, and by the time you're in year 11 and your GCSE exams come around, your Maths will be your best mate. During your time in Westhoughton, you'll achieve a decent standard of education, unless you happen to join the 80% of students on hard drugs. In which case you are most likely fucked. Don't forget that you will miss the dinner ladies, so use your time wisely.
Friend1: "So, who are you gonna miss now that we've left Westhoughton High School?"

Friend2: "Gonna have to be the dinner lady ;("
by Aszthma May 30, 2019
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elthorne park high school

its pretty mid
better than brentside
dont talk to the year 13s though icl i talked to 2 of them and theyre well weird
boy 1: whats up with people in elthorne park high school
boy 2: idk they say bosh instead of beak and cheese instead of peak
by moonlessmaddy October 23, 2024
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Orchard View High School

Orchard View High School, High school consisting of the utmost annoying people, and the most avid vapers. Kids have made more money telling on people for vaping here than someone who works a full time job.
Oh yeah Orchard View High School? That’s where my plug goes
by Piece CTRL Cayden December 14, 2020
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Sweeny High School

A shitty school full of rednecks and generally unpleasant people.
Example: “That stuff doesn’t belong in a school” -Mrs Howell referring to Pride flags someone brought to school. Sweeny High School 🙄
by That One Short Bitch September 30, 2021
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glenrothes high school

Its a shitehole of a school that doesny care wit theyre students dae
they basically get payed money to make the school better but use it to get new staff
they also think that vapes are the “worst thing about”
dont go to this school, ye’ll either get jumped, slandered or traumatised, mostly all of the above

only Junkies go to this school, and it has a bunch of neds and weirdos x
Mum: I wanna send my kid to Glenrothes high school
Other mum: wouldnt do that, they’d never make it out alive.
mum: oh gosh!
by traumatisedfrog September 09, 2023
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kalama high school

filled with wannabe gang bangers and guys that think they’re hard asf, but were raised in the suburbs and have a raging nic addiction. the girls at the school are fake ash, except for the ones the “EmO GiRlS” they’re usually pretty cool. rumors are spread weekly and it is very rare that you will find any true friends, but not impossible. everyone in kalama high school have no respect for anyone, and are the most disrespectful little shits you’ll ever meet.

the only ‘cool’ thing about kalama high school is that it was used in the twilight movies.
“yo do yk where kalama high school is”
“yeah, i moved out of that shithole. i hate it there.”
by ShutUp:)) December 02, 2021
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High School Cafeteria Food

The shittiest of shit. It's either overcooked or undercooked, or just straight up not cooked at all. The despair that fills your face when you take the first bite is masked by the primitive feeling of hunger, forcing you to accept the fateful bite that you take. Tears will stream your face for eating this food, and yet you still eat it, as you have nothing else to survive on.
Dude, the high school cafeteria food in my town makes you shit bricks
by MommyMilkerStan December 15, 2021
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