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prison monkey

when you get locked up for 2 months and suddenly disappear and come back emo
OMG this girl is such a prison monkey, only a trevuwu would want her
by MoldovanWormFan26 September 23, 2023
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Monkey

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by Seth :) September 26, 2023
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monkey love drop

the name Ricky uses to talk to Ocean
Ocean: Who are you right now?

Ricky: I already told you, monkey love drop
by CamwithCurry September 26, 2023
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Monkey Bread

Titled to be after a wild KJ that is in their natural habitat. A state of KJ which is thoroughly cooked and baked to pure perfection. The top being the most blackest and crispiest. The bottom buns being the most softest, plump, and tastiest and darkest pieces to ever have been savored. The best state being in the oven cooked at 450 Degrees until it's Vantablack.
TT: "Dude would you like to have some Monkey Bread?"

Bii Bii: "It's too black for me, I think I'd rather eat cinnamon sticks"

TT: "Good point" -Throws Out Monkey Bread-
by WetKat October 5, 2023
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Monkey Dust

When you've ejaculated too many times in the day and the last ejaculate is nothing but dust.
We had so much sex that by the end I was left with nothing but Monkey Dust.
by BigAl87 July 1, 2023
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Monkey

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Monkey science

Experimentation via trial and error,

or the act of throwing poop at a wall and seeing what sticks.
friend 1: "hey bro, let's go do some Monkey science."
friend 2: "that's a great idea, let's go make some scatological discoveries!"
by big whisker July 5, 2023
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