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Top Half Ball

In baseball, a pitch that would normally be called a strike, but because the home team is pitching with a very large lead, the umpire has shrunk the strike zone so much so that said pitch is called a ball. Therefore, the pitch is only called a ball in the top half of the inning. See bottom half strike.
"That pitch was right on the outside corner, but we're up by 15 and the ump's calling top half balls."
by bamaster47 March 27, 2009
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Flaming Glitter Balls

Dipping man balls (testacles) in glitter, and setting them on fire as foreplay.
Girl, I did flaming glitter balls on him, and had the best orgasm EVER!
by PrincessPriss22 March 3, 2011
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plop plop ball

The art of putting your testicles into your anus and squeezing them out for sport. Supposedly founded by PigsAndBooks and fricklefrackleemily on Wattpad.
Mary: I heard John is entering in a plop plop ball competition.
by wattpeed March 27, 2015
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cock and ball torture

something that everyone wants in their everyday life, cock and ball torture is pure perfection. I love cock and ball torture it makes me so turned on and its so sexy omg CBT is the most epic, comforting, cool and sexy thing to do
person 1: yo how can I feel pure happiness and bliss

Person 2: obviously bro all you gotta do is do some Cock and ball torture

person 1: Oh my god yeah why didnt i think of that cock and ball torture is the best
by The hot Irish kid November 21, 2020
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high ball apology

An extremly feminine apology given under extreme testicular distress. Also known as the high octive nut squeeze.
Chinese man: "why you call me liar Fled?"
This is Freds high ball apology:
Fred: "no {SIRRRR}, i did not call you a liar" squeezing ball sacs causing voice to go up about 10 octives.
by t-pop October 1, 2010
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Dry Ball Syndrome

The time period in between any two blowjobs; where one feels like they missing out on blowjobs.

Simon "Wet Dick" Bergeron, the sole member of the Fellatio Truth Movement has never experienced Dry Ball Syndrome.
John: Whats up?
Mike: Nothing much, just starting to think I have Dry Ball Syndrome, its been like 3 weeks since I've gotten head.
by SlinkyV2 June 29, 2013
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