Zesty Jalapeño Nut Chafe

The greatest Red Hot Chili Peppers coverband in history! Some even say they are better than the Chili Peppers.

Zesty Jalapeño Nut Chafe, they are so hot right now! Zesty Jalapeño Nut Chafe!

by Big Karrot March 28, 2023

chuggy nut

chuggy nut is a clumped up glob of semen

john unleashed his chuggy nut onto christina.

by DefineMuslimALLAHUAKBAR March 4, 2019

Coke my nuts

It’s exactly what it means.

“Yo, bro.”
“What’s up?”
“You wanna coke my nuts, bro.”

by DuckOBell July 30, 2021

nut

A big fat testicle. Also called balls. Most men have two of them (unless they’re eunuchs, in which case they will have none). Gay men love to suck them. The nuts fill up with hot pools of cum unless they’re emptied once in a while, preferably by a hot bottom.

I’m so gay—I absolutely adore sucking nuts. Nut-sucking is the best pass-time ever. If you haven’t ever sucked a nut, you are way too straight. Nuts are so delicious! Fucking eat those balls, man.

by GayShell November 26, 2023

Nut Shell-shock

The act of beating it so hard, once you finish it is hard to concentrate on things other than what you were doing.

Person 1: Hey did you watch the game last night?
Person 2: Huh..? Sorry I'm in nut shell-shock right now.

by TheGamingPop July 19, 2023

Honey Nut Guts

When someone gives a blowjob to completion and swallows after having put honey on the dick they were sucking.

Did you hear? Lisa woke up horny yesterday so George gave her some honey nut guts to start the day.

by RadioCryptid October 15, 2023

Nut Tuck

When you get a medical procedure to lift your drooping nut sack otherwise know as a scrotal tuck/lift

Damn man, my balls are hanging so low I’m gonna have to get a Nut Tuck

by Toilet Nuts June 7, 2018