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Nuts

When you say someone is nuts, you mean they are so ridiculous even to the point they don't realize this themselves. These people may not be aware of how crazy and extreme they come off to others either in how they talk about themselves, or their behaviors.
See that girl over there? I bet she doesn't know she looks like a fool talking like that. She's completely nuts and I feel bad for her family members. Sit down.
by nightcode7 September 29, 2019
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deez nuts

person 1: bro you know sugon?
person 2: who tf is sugon?
person 1: sugon DEEZ NUTS!
by The Deez Nuts Guy February 21, 2022
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Nut

An action where a man takes his penis and releases sperm
by Melvin Smelvin April 18, 2023
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wonderland nuts

Experienced by men, younger and older, who have sever ball chafe, either from swimming or sweating and walking. AKA Wonderland nuts. First experienced when going to a water park rides at Canada's wonderland and not changing shorts but walking around all day, and have sever chafing of the balls.
dude this hike we have to stop, I got wonderland nuts. they fucking hurt.
by sed8ted/ontario/can November 23, 2019
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pre nut cloudiness

Unbridled and dishonest feelings of pre orgasm
*thrusting* "i love you" (he doesn't actually mean that)

"He told me he loved me while inside of me... he just had pre nut cloudiness"
by coinedprenutcloudiness February 20, 2025
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Nut Ushers

A set of finely crafted male undergarments, usually made of the finest silk (or some other very comfortable material for your nuts to rest in). Nut ushers firmly cradle your junk, but also hold them with the tender caress of a woman's supple hand. This is so the "boys" (your balls) stay on the reservation and dont go wandering off.

Basically, Nut Ushers keep your balls in order and in their proper location, while maintaining comfort.
Ex1: Devin bought the sweetest 4 pack of nut ushers from The Gap yesterday. He looks so happy.

Ex2: These nut ushers I picked up at the market yesterday allowed me to walk in comfort without my underwear ripping out my pubes, or forcing my balls above my shaft in a mishmash of sweaty meat and kidney bean casserole. Happy birthday me!
by SquirrelPimp May 8, 2014
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Nut Belt

A person who dosnt now the way and never will (STRANGER THINGS REFERENCE MUCH), an then since you dont now the way, you will die alone
by foxyfortnitegolf024 March 26, 2018
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