Cock Leash

After an amicable breakup, either party in the relationship feels guilty about hitting on a member of the opposite sex when the other is present, which prevents that person from getting any.

Jack: "Man, I'd try to get with some of those girls last night, but Caitlin was over."
Conor: Man, you gotta get rid of that cock leash.

by Uncle Stalin October 23, 2009

Jiggin' for Cock

Most often seen with younger women wearing low rider jeans, showing some whale tail. An overpronounced sway of the hips from side to side, combined with a jiggling of the buttocks. Comparable to the fishing method of Jigging, due to the way in which the hips and buttocks snap into place - rather than gently sway.

See the way that bitch be walking? She be jiggin' for cock to be sure.

by eddievilman January 5, 2008

cock-pit

(n) the act of inserting the male genitalia into the armpit of the receiver of said action, resulting in satisfaction to those who enjoy sweaty scraping of the genitalia

(v) the process of participating in said activity

So we ran out of ideas and i decided to give her a cock-pit.

by Nemunetes August 24, 2009

cock stoned

Situation where a female is totally infatuated with her boyfriend and even lame excuses, used by her boyfriend to explain cheating, work e.g. "I tripped and landed in her pussy", "I'm a proctologist sweety, thats just one of our newer techniques we use"

Her boyfriend was cheating on her but she's too cock stoned to realise it.

by Chris B. T. November 3, 2008

Louis' Cock

A small peanut

Tim's penis reminded me of Louis' Cock! It was so tiny..

by The Joestar May 22, 2017

trench cock

A penis that is long enough for the whitish big pussies.

That chick's p**** was so big I had to pull out my trench cock to hit the bottom.

by mikecgm33 October 13, 2017

Cock Loaf

When u dunk the crust of bread into the trash, while someone stroking his cock is watching.

They dunked their mighty cock loaf on the enemy team.

by ur mmoommy gaye March 15, 2020