I can't believe I forgot to bring snacks; it's that time of the month, and I need all the chocolate I can get!
by Emotional Cruiser September 28, 2025

When something constantly happens to you multiple times in a week and it’s like just your bad luck and not your fault
by 5p bags from asdas September 16, 2018

" Baby, enjoy your face time today since time will not allow me to spinkle the precious juices in your face until tomorrow."
"The cum usually drips from her nose while face time is given."
"The cum usually drips from her nose while face time is given."
by sharpman July 31, 2005

by Female_Body_Inspector April 23, 2019

The immediate need of a bathroom for the purpose of expelling a bowl movement which has already begun it's exit. Resembling a turtle head poking out. Reference Austin Powers as Fat Bastard in "the spy who shagged me"
by Stygmatik November 27, 2019

by Maddogg radio December 10, 2023

by Wasted. October 18, 2008
