penis yoga

The act of stretching, twisting,bending, and slow breathing, with your penis.
Variations include: Slow penis yoga, hot penis yoga, and studio penis yoga
Anyone want to participate in the act of penis yoga today?
by strangest.things August 26, 2015
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Luchaut’s Penis

He goes by Lucas, often times he says his dick is large, as if his is way larger than yours. However, it is said his penis is a 1 millimeter defeater. Very tiny in fact he can’t even fit it in Pansy.
How big is your pp? “A Luchaut’s Penis”
by kxvin.nyg January 17, 2021
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Romans penis

pretty small, not even an inch, always disappoints the ladys
produces bubbles like a bubble wand on the daily
it is not even an inch long hard, pretty small, never the biggest in the room in a room by himself.
its not impressive at all nor even something that people want to see.
when people see it they point and laugh
even thinking about it people laugh
Romans penis: overall just small
by helloO!!! June 06, 2024
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Penis privilege

Darwin and Gumball watterson held a council meeting determing that your actions have caused you to lose your penis privilege. They now commence the celebratory cutting of the penis.
The council has deemed that you lost your penis privilege. Your cut date is in 2 moons.
by Mike_73 May 23, 2022
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Connor’s penis

Connor’s penis is huge and gurthy. Every girl wants to have sex with Connor.
Sarah - “Connor is so hot I want to have sex with him”
Samantha - “Yeah I want to touch Connor’s penis”
by SarahxConnor December 15, 2022
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penis of a god

average size, negative inches

Used to describe a man with a small wiener
by dinx not kendal October 12, 2020
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