Monkey Jon is a verb for when you lather/bathe an old person in oil and push them down a hill at top speeds.
Old Man Parkisnsons was Monkey Jon'd by some school kids last week. Now he's in the hospital with multiple broken bones and a concussion.
by NateDog23 March 19, 2021
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Tyrone: Yo my nigga you wanna eat chicken and do drugs again lets go beat up people too
Jamal: Of course my black nigga lets do that because thats the only thing we know how to do because we are monkeys
Jamal: Of course my black nigga lets do that because thats the only thing we know how to do because we are monkeys
by george rizzington May 2, 2023
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A person who looks alot like a monkey, has acne all over his face, has a big head, and hairy. Also this is somebody that has dated so many people that you can not count.
by tasha278 May 4, 2010
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by Soycoo420 November 3, 2023
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by Maccmane085 January 20, 2022
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