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Monkey in the Middle

A sexual occurrence involving a threesome of two females and one male in which the first woman is STD-positive and the guy and the other gal is not. The guy first has intercourse with the diseased girl, receiving dangerous bodily fluids on his penis yet miraculously not acquiring her STD. He then gives penile pleasure and, unfortunately, the first woman's bodily fluids to the second female, endowing her with the disease from his "dirty needle." After this, he is effectively called the “monkey in the middle
Darv: Ron, I heard you were the monkey in the middle this past weekend. You got severely lucky, man.
Ron: Darvy, It's as though I've murdered by surviving.
mugGet the Monkey in the Middlemug.

italian dance monkey

When a man shoves his dick in a girls ass and when he takes it out it's covered in poo. Then he swings his cock around in a circle really fast spraying the poo.
Yo guys I gave this girl a really good Italian dance monkey last wednesday.
by finlow1616 June 29, 2017
mugGet the italian dance monkeymug.

monkey monkey football

Another word for a three-some
The guy ask the 2 girls if they want to play monkey monkey football
by j-me lynn January 14, 2014
mugGet the monkey monkey footballmug.

monkey cakes

Monkey Buttcheaks
Let me squeeze those Monkey cakes
by Wichapoocha gang May 21, 2020
mugGet the monkey cakesmug.

monkey

black animal not seen in dark. sometimes in garden sometimes in my basement

also im lgbt+- blm niggas not matter furry enthuisast
LEO : Willie WIgger i havent seen mine nigger

Gusto -gay
simon -gay
black animal refferred as a monkey
by xX_mokey_Xx69 March 15, 2021
mugGet the monkeymug.

monkey-brained

Someone who is scattered all over the place. They had stuff all over the place and can't stick to one idea.
Damn rea is so Monkey-brained
by monkeybrainedrea July 4, 2021
mugGet the monkey-brainedmug.

monkey business

“ i would really like to shop there. that’s a monkey business “
by lilstankstank October 13, 2022
mugGet the monkey businessmug.

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