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Dart Monkey

A female has her vagina warmed up by use of a cigarette lighter and then a male performs cunnilingus on the heated vagina.
“Hey, wanna try dart monkey tonight babe?”
by Puppy Knuckles January 7, 2021
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ginger monkey

A giant astonishing creature named as the ginger monkey, once inhabiting the earth we walk.
"ginger monkey" , "Hey, look over there its a ginger monkey", "Gary stop trying to be funny you know your wife doesnt love you and your kids left you several years ago" , "But, ginger monkey makes me happy" , "Oh shut up Gary you need to grow up an- OH MY GOD THERE REALLY IS A GINGER MON-", the monkey proceeded to tear Johns face off and devour his corpse and then later recorded it and put it on live leak, Gary stared smugly until the giant ginger monkey molested him and yet again put it on live leak.
by big monkey muncher August 7, 2022
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Monkey Manicure

When your finger nails match your toenails.. just like a monkey.
"Just had my toenails painted to match my fingernails!"

"OMG! So pretty. I want a monkey manicure too!"
by lukeyblunt September 30, 2013
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Monkey Tug

When a man masturbates by grabbing the base of his penis and pulling the whole penis not just the skin up and down vigorously.
I caught my boyfriend monkey tugging last night it looked violent and dangerous I didn't know what to say I just left before he could see me.
by Gregory Tuggie August 3, 2022
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immortal monkey

There is a monkey that has a necklace that makes him immortal and if you try to touch him, or the necklace, you will instantly die. The necklace originates from the Aztecs. If you see them, run, and alert local authorities.
by Necklace Hunter December 13, 2021
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Monkey face

Alan walker’s favourite sexual fetish

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monkey face
a peverse sexual act involving ejaculation of semen and use of pubic hair. firstly the male pubic region is shaved, the female then begins felatio upon the male,at the point of ejaculation the male withdraws his penis from the females mouth and ejaculates semen all over her face (commonly known as a money shot) the pubic shavings are then thrown onto the semen to resemble a monkeys face!
"alright Emma can i give you a monkey face?"
by Dirtydogger101 September 10, 2020
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Smoke Monkey

City Dweller, Londoner, Mancunian, Liverpudlian, Brummie.
Yeah, i may be a Carrot Cruncher but at least i ain't a Smoke Monkey.
by Fatcnut. October 17, 2023
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