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main friend

Ellie: “now that you and Emily are main friends
Emily and Ruby: “main friends forever
by maggielindemannxxxxx May 22, 2023
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friends with benefits

Refers to a friendship wherein one or both parties possess highly-desirable "benefits" (i.e., a hot trim bod, large boobs/cock, a cute ass, etc.) which the other partner greatly enjoys. Can also be used sarcastically by a third party to express his belief that one of the friends is merely a selfish moocher who just likes to "benefit" from the other person's "benefits" (i.e., regularly-doled-out monetary assistance from the state and/or federal government, such as SSI/Food Stamps, pension, etc.) which he is willing to share with the gold-digger in exchange for intimate companionship.
Disgusted neighborhood gramma: That young chick Susie claims that she loves the much-older-and-wheelchair-bound John to pieces and views him as a father-figure, but I know what a lazy nature and absurd sense of entitlement she has, so I suspect that she views the relationship as merely "friends with benefits", since John gets a nice tidy disability check each month, and so he is able to "wine 'n' dine her" and buy her stuff she wants!
by QuacksO April 19, 2018
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Fake friends

A fake friend is someone who makes inside jokes when you aren’t at school so they can laugh about them when you aren there and u don’t get it so ur lonely
Kayden and Cate are fake friends because they won’t tell me their highlighter inside joke.
by has fake friends💔 January 27, 2022
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old man’s friend

by elelcart July 12, 2021
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Friend stroking

When someone are glazing their friend way to hard/ same definition but for friends as self-stroking
Jimmy is legit, so jacked.
Calm down bro, you friend stroking like crazy
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a friend like you

what Adrien Agreste likes to say to Marinette. The person who uses it is in denial of their feelings
I'm so glad to be stuck here with a friend like you.
by lillith_CH July 18, 2021
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Friend

Someone who buys you Ahegao hoodies
Can you buy me an ahegao hoodie? SURE! I AM YOUR FRIEND!
by Jake Trashford October 4, 2020
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