National kiss your tall friend day

I know what we should do we should kiss our tall friends day especially cause there hot.

“Let’s kiss our tall friends day”

A: look it’s B
C: so what

A: kisses B

C: why’d you do that

A: it’s National kiss your tall friend day

by Willllllywobker September 2, 2022

friends with benefits

Refers to a friendship wherein one or both parties possess highly-desirable "benefits" (i.e., a hot trim bod, large boobs/cock, a cute ass, etc.) which the other partner greatly enjoys. Can also be used sarcastically by a third party to express his belief that one of the friends is merely a selfish moocher who just likes to "benefit" from the other person's "benefits" (i.e., regularly-doled-out monetary assistance from the state and/or federal government, such as SSI/Food Stamps, pension, etc.) which he is willing to share with the gold-digger in exchange for intimate companionship.

Disgusted neighborhood gramma: That young chick Susie claims that she loves the much-older-and-wheelchair-bound John to pieces and views him as a father-figure, but I know what a lazy nature and absurd sense of entitlement she has, so I suspect that she views the relationship as merely "friends with benefits", since John gets a nice tidy disability check each month, and so he is able to "wine 'n' dine her" and buy her stuff she wants!

by QuacksO April 19, 2018

old man’s friend

A term in the past for pneumonia

Pneumonia is an old man’s friend

by elelcart July 12, 2021

Boy Friend

Someone that will stay up with you for hours just to be able to say goodnight to you before you get to bed . A boyfriend is someone that will compliment you and love you even when you’re at your worst . A boy friend is your best friend and your better half , He’s your boy friend .

“My Boy Friend is so amazing , I love him so much”

by Marchellec22 October 5, 2018

Fake friends day

October 7 is the day to expose all your fake ass friends

Example:POST YO MFKIN FAKE FRIENDS TFK UU NEED AN EXAMPLE FOR 🤦🏽 ♀️ Fake friends day

by DicC sucCin bitchesss October 4, 2019

Quarantine Friend

They are your true friends during the pandemic because they call and text you. As you do the same. They check up on you and it isn’t a one way conversation.

It isn’t just you texting first. They make an effort too.

“ Yea Giovanni and Samantha are my quarantine friends, the rest are just acquaintances :)”

by Papi_chronicle July 9, 2020

Friend stroking

When someone are glazing their friend way to hard/ same definition but for friends as self-stroking

Jimmy is legit, so jacked.
“Calm down bro, you friend stroking like crazy”

by Meltzeey I stream on twitch!!! April 13, 2025