Do a Bowen

Doing a “Bowen” is when you use an innocent girl for a quick shag

Person 1: “why are you taking that unconscious girl?”

Person 2: “don’t worry, just gonna do a Bowen”

by BigBlackginger420 November 22, 2021

To Do A Jevin

To forget to share your screen in a zoom meeting but act like you have shared your screen.

Named after Professor Jevin West at the University of Washington who does this all the time.
Coined by Professor Carl Bergstrom in class.

"Can everyone see my screen, I do not want to do a Jevin." Professor Bergstrom

by EwanMcGod October 19, 2020

whitie-do

see urt monster for something cool!

hooie booie

by foofypoof91 March 14, 2003

whitie-do

god those susked

if you do it right it would be ok?

by Anonymous March 13, 2003

Somebody has to do it

A universally understood phrase pertaining to the termination of the Second Presidency of Donald Trump.

“Hey man, did you hear about the new round of tariffs?”
“Christ, somebody has to do it already…”

by klondikemapping May 16, 2025

Is there anything I can do for you or your family

I want to do everything to you and your family

“Hello, I would like to have sex. Is there anything I can do for you or your family?”

by asdfgyfb January 18, 2019

'Why do you care?' politics

Liberal political strategy as it relates to social issues. I'm going to break this down to demonstrate that liberals are not smart in any way shape or form and that I AM smart and better than everyone.

Hym "So, 'Why do you care?' politics comes in response to conservative protestations to non-traditional behavior of lifestyles. And it looks like this:"

Trans-gender *exists*

Conservative "Booooo... My incest cult says a magic man forgives all of the bad things I knowingly do and I am immortal... So the tranny can't do that."

Liberal "Why do you care?"

Hym "And it's a stupid question. But I'll explain it to you anyway. As Matt Walsh recently said, they think that the absence of problems (-P) = doing an incest cult. So, they care because when you have problems you are going to try to reach your grubby little hands into their solipsistic sphere of subjectivity for a solution to those problems and that might require them to do something other than an incest cult. They're locked in. Or WORSE... Someone who isn't doing an incest cult would be absent of problems. -P would = both doing a incest cult and not doing an incest cult. That would violate the law of non-contradiction. BUT! What they fail to understand... Is that giving the incest cult credit for things it didn't do... Is part of the incest cult. So, back to the trans example... When it comes to hiring, treatment, and rights... They want doing a transgenderism to = (P) problems. And they are actively working to make it so. And that is the case for ALL NON-INCEST CULT VARIABLES. So we'll say they want X (Not doing an incest cult) to = P and they want Y (Doing and incest cult) to = -P and they are doing that deliberately. So, in summary, they care because it invalidates the assertion that X = -P and if X /= -P then they might have to grapple withe the fact that X = P for everyone who isn't doing X. 'Why do you care?' Politics won't ever work because they will always shift into apologetics. Which is just meaningless bloviating that doesn't address the actual issue at hand."

by Hym Iam August 08, 2024