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April 19th is National Stick Your Finger Up Your Butt* Day

On This day April 19th it is National Stick Your Finger Up Your Butt* Day. Every year on this day only you are encouraged to Stick it where the sun don't shine and yell out a big "Oh yeah!" in your best porn star voice.
April 19th is National Stick Your Finger Up Your Butt* Day. So when you stick it where the sun don't shine give me a big,"Oh yeah!".
by Starholed April 18, 2024
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Jewy Fingers

An individual who is perpetually stingy financially and is incredibly nonathletic. These individuals are not necessarily intelligent, but are excellent decision makers. They often excel in the workplace, able to type at incredibly fast speeds, and are inexplicably found attractive by women.
Want to invite Tim to play monopoly with us?
Nah, he's got jewy fingers.
by Slim_peter July 23, 2017
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Finger full

Similar to a handful but the food is on your fingers instead of your palm
by Ovoovwevwe November 2, 2020
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Finger

When someone screws you the f**k over in general.
My CFI just fingered me!

Aka Jonny Hewitt
by Powerfulchicken April 28, 2024
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69 wizard fingers

Dude did you see 69 wizard fingers new album
by 69 wizard fingers October 5, 2018
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4 fingers up

by swuviaa May 30, 2022
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Finger fucking fool

This is a person who only sticks to sexual intercourse with their fingers because their dick isn’t quite big enough. These people are terrible people who have middle parts and wear hats all the time. They will bring you into the bedroom with their sexy looks only to disappoint you when they have their index finger third knuckle deep into your vagina.
I hate Aedan, he’s a finger fucking fool with a dick the size of an ant
by All the way to the top November 25, 2021
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