Jack Archibald (Jarchy)

A frat boy. One who does not shut the fuck up despite being asked multiple times. His face looks like an ass which is why his cheeks are red and his breath smells like shit. Give him some booze and he will turn in to the purest form of an obnoxious douche bag. He thinks he's funny and takes himself to seriously. He thinks this description is a joke, when in reality, he is the biggest joke there is.

Jack Archibald (Jarchy) 4 lokos deep at 520 and he's starting to scream at the women for being whores. Someone call silly Willy, we need to use lethal force.

by Disambiguation November 30, 2023

Jack Plaque

A term used for the smegma residue that builds up after multiple masturbation sessions. The plaque-like substance after jacking off and not washing.

Friend: So did you go down on your boyfriend yet?
Girl: I couldn't last night, he had too much Jack Plaque, the smell was revolting!

by Jackplaqueofffl November 22, 2022

Jack

Jack is the type of guy to get involved with everyone’s business and is ginger. He also is most likely attracted to bbc ( big black cock ) this is all true

Some random kid : yo Jack suck my big black cock

Jack : nah I ain’t gay G

The kid : you obviously are

Jack : fuck off yeah

The kid : nah you sid the sloth lookin ass mother fucker

by Knob cheese January 27, 2020

Jack

Very gay can some times be funny and a very strange human being however he can be nice, loving and sexual!!!

Fuck you Jack!

Friend-Who is the weirdest person of all time?
Me-Jack

by Heelomynameisyournan October 15, 2021

Jack Behar

he is dummy thicc and likes men, he has a not so sexy hairline and likes memes

that Jack behar is lookin sexy

by jgghgkhjgkf November 11, 2019

jack-in-the-bed

When your man TRIES to discretely jack-off next to you in bed, thinking you're fast asleep, when in all reality, your laying there quietly, as the mattress gently, yet distinctly begins to bounce slightly, then more and more rapidly until he finally gets it done or until you kindly ask if he would like some help.

I get secretly turned on when my boyfriend plays Jack-In-The-Bed.

by posterpoker13 January 29, 2016

Snack-jacked

When friends, family, etc. come to visit and eat all your snacks.

My damn brother came over last night and snack-jacked all my chips.

by shamrock2157 October 28, 2012