Something you say to someone before you bash them. Used as a fake excuse to just bash a random person.
by Robbo R August 9, 2016

Adj. Totally awseome. Great. Amazing.
Taken from scenes of dogs running through fields in movies, inspiring feelings of awseome, and "hell yeah".
Taken from scenes of dogs running through fields in movies, inspiring feelings of awseome, and "hell yeah".
Adam - "Did you see that dude bust that backflip?"
Bob- "Yea man, that was some dogs running through fields shit"
Bob- "Yea man, that was some dogs running through fields shit"
by Toby - Courtesy Kevin Rose October 28, 2006

After a woman squirts on a man’s penis during sexual intercourse, he pulls out of her vagina and begins anal sex.
Allen says to Liane, “How was that dirty water hot dog last night?” Liane replies, “It was more delicious than the real thing in NYC.”
by Black Squirtle May 9, 2023

by fakeralsoof October 1, 2020

by dog tits December 19, 2018

Saying you can or can't teach something to someone once they've gotten past the time when they learned their ideals/ways. Saying you can or can't change someones mind about their long term opinions or beliefs. can be referring to a human as well.
A: my dog won't listen when I tell him to sit!
B: yeah, you can't teach an old dog new tricks.
A: but can't you just hear me out on this, B?
B: no! I made up my mind a long time ago.
A: *sigh* you can't teach an old dog new tricks.
A: I'm 70 years old but I just learned rock climbing!
B: you can teach an old dog new tricks!
B: yeah, you can't teach an old dog new tricks.
A: but can't you just hear me out on this, B?
B: no! I made up my mind a long time ago.
A: *sigh* you can't teach an old dog new tricks.
A: I'm 70 years old but I just learned rock climbing!
B: you can teach an old dog new tricks!
by Rileyisafk December 18, 2022

In order to perform the New York Dirty Dog, one must be a cisgender male, heterosexual, and incredibly, incredibly courageous. If so, even then they must brace themselves for what is to come. To begin, you must travel to Times Square, New York. There you will find dozens of homeless people who are in need of money. Find one that is an uncircumcised male, and tell him you will give him 10,000 if you can suck his dick. He is NOT allowed to shower or clean himself in anyway beforehand. If he agrees, you must stay true to your word.
Joey dared me to give someone a New York Dirty Dog, and he’ll pay me 50K. It’s a 40K profit, totally worth it.
by Eggstra Stinky January 3, 2021
