monkey cute

cute like a monkey

and im not talking bout the actually cute ones

hellen:hey mildred

mildred:hey
hellen:oh it that your baby
mildred oh yeah mhm say hi baby
baby: gahhh*vomits*
hellen: awww sooo monkey cute

by blueparis1012 March 20, 2019

Spank the monkey

Another word for jerk off and wack it

Man 1: Just spank the monkey man you will fill better

by SmartName December 6, 2018

Alarm Clock Monkey Snuggle

The act of rolling over and clinging to the other person in bed with you when the alarm clock sounds. This type of hug resembles a spoon technique, with a strong resemblance to the way young monkeys cling to their mother in the wild.

When the xylophone alarm clock went off, I gave Sandy the Alarm Clock Monkey Snuggle. I didn't want her to get up, so I pulled her close as she hit the snooze button.

When the alarm clock went off, I scrambled to give her the Alarm Clock Monkey Snuggle to get a few more minutes of time before going to work.

by Flightnursejim December 3, 2013

Howler monkey

When a bitch you fucking starts howling cause the cock to much to handle and then you shove a hamster in her ass.

This slut was a howler monkey when I was fucking her.

by Daniel Larson community lovers May 21, 2022

Maal Monkey

Origin: Amazon Jungle
Of the 4,200 that survived the fire in the Amazon Jungle 1000 years ago
Apart of a very unique yet diverse

“That Maal Monkey NFT is sick, high & wearing a karate suit, I rate this fully”

by H The Maal Mentor November 23, 2022

monkey

to tell someone or something that they are stupid

FLOWER POT U MONKEY!!!!!

by eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaeeeeeeeeaeaea January 29, 2023

Monkey bread

Payment or compensation for repetitive work , like on an assembly line

Yo! They live on monkey bread, never talk any of my shit up!

by handle123 November 23, 2019