toaster dick

When you have a really hot(warm) dick

Ex. William M. "hey guys I have a question?"

Gerald G. "What's your question?"

William M. "why is my dick always hot?"

Gerald G. "you have a toaster dick!"

by Sexybish11 June 13, 2016

dick butty

To lay ones penis between a woman's (or man's) baps. A tit wank.

Saw this girl at the weekend and got a great dick butty with extra mayo.

by Dickbuttys4days July 28, 2016

Starter Dick

Otherwise known as the “Goldilocks” of dick sizes, a starter dick is that golden ratio of not too big not too small. The starter dick is the introduction to above average sized male sex organs. Users of the starter dick may then be open to exploring bigger options.

I found out my new boyfriend has a starter dick, it’s like the perfect size!”

by Sleepyish February 4, 2018

grated dick

When a slut is really bad at giving head and uses her teeth instead of her lips. The name is given because her teeth on your dick was like taking your dick to a cheese grater. Often result in blue balls or just well you know...

(ex 1)
guy coming out of bed room: *look of pain on face*

a bro: "dude you don't look to good what happened in there?"

gcobr: "it was horrible she was horrible" *sigh*

a bro: "ohhhhh she grated you dick didn't she?"

gcobr: "bro yea I think I need ice or like a massage"

(ex 2)
girl giving head for the first time (has no idea what she's doing)

bro receiving it: "ahhh careful with you teeth"

girl: "oh sorry what"

bro: "yea if you keep that up I'll end up with a grated dick"

by erikkk December 15, 2012

chill with the dick

literally meaning to chill, settle down, relax, stop whatever you're doing.

1. Nick started grabbing random peoples asses at the bar.
Haley and Emily had to tell him "chill with the dick"

2. Haley was screaming at Juliet about how dirty their room was. Juliet said, "Chill with the dick."

by dickchillers March 14, 2011

Dick Tickler

Someone who is being mean, a jerk.

Joe: Leslie, you really suck at making words up. Why don't you just go jump off a cliff before your Swinson's Disease spreads to others.

Leslie: Joe, quit being suck a dick tickler

by younowhoiam;) July 9, 2011

Dick Switch

A man's natural and involuntary reaction to being liked by a chick who's, ugly, fat, both, or has some other quality that would make a relationship with her a terrible thing. When the dick switch is flipped, as the name suggests, the guy will start acting like a dick/asshole to try to get the ugo/fatty/both/other chick to stop liking him.

Here's a text conversation after the Dick Switch was flipped.

Fatty: So what's your favorite color?(:
Guy: Green I guess.
Fatty: NO WAY ME TOO!!!(:
Guy: I fucking hate green.
Fatty: Um..what do you think of Brooke? She's like my best friend. :)
Guy: I think she's an ugly whore.
Fatty:... :'(

by Eulogy Jones November 29, 2011