Why you coming fast?

A phrase used when someone crashes their bike into you and you hit your head.

Biker: *Rides and hits man*
Man: ARE YOU BILND? YOU CANT SEE ME?
Biker: s o r r y
Man: WHY YOU COMING FAST?

by fgt lmao rofl November 22, 2018

see you in the funny pages

This a kind remark, meant to be good natured and humorous......Unlike the definitions put here. See the two existing versions of "funny papers" on this same site. This is exactly the same

Later gator, See you in the funny pages

by zbeeep June 22, 2016

Thank You Ted, That Was The Joke

A phrase used when a person explains the punchline to a joke. A quip first used in Family Guy. While cards, Peter says that aces "go both way", prompting Ted Turner to say "Just like a bisexual!" Michael Eisner responds with "Thank you Ted, that was the joke."

Bob: How do you confuse a blond?
James: I don't know, how?
Bob: Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.
James: Hahah! There isn't a corner in a circular room!
Bob:Thank you Ted, that was the joke.

by tendollarlameo July 4, 2011

San Diago Thank You

Giving someone a kiss while they're taking a shit.

Stan: "Well I'm gonna go to the John"
Roger to his "date": "Come on! Go give him a San Diago Thank You!"

by NeophileX April 20, 2010

Are you calling me fat?

A random response to any question or statement thrown at you by others.

Something you say to make it sound as if the other person is trying to insult you, even if they're not.

Guy: I like your shirt.
Girl: Are you calling me fat?

Girl: Your hair looks shorter.
Guy: Are you calling me fat?

by K_Lizzle November 16, 2006

once you go black you never go back

This means once you date a black man or women you never go back to dating other races.

Rebecca: I never knew betty was into black guys like that
Sam: After that one night stand with the black guy across the street shes never been the same
Rebecca: What happened?
Sam: She dates black guys only
Rebecca:Damnn
Sam: once you go black you never go back

by Aaaa214 November 20, 2019

Boy If You Don't Git

This as originally a vine but now people use this phrase to tell someone to mind their bussiness or leave you alone.

Teacher: Why aren't your eyes on the board Jaqueze?
Jaqueze: My eyes are on the Boa-
Kid#1- No they wasn't
Jaqueze: Boy If You Don't Git

Jaqueze: My eyes are on the board I just looked away for a split second
Annoying kid: No you wasn't, you know you wasn't paying attention
Jaqueze: BOY IF YOU DON'T GIT

by bruhyeetyolo2000 May 12, 2015