When your to lazy to go on the streets but ugly enough to photo shop your picture for false advertisement.
I met this girl doing online whoring but looked under the skirt and it was a man.
My ex was online whoring because he was ugly.
My ex was online whoring because he was ugly.
by Bullcockyonyou, January 14, 2023
Somebody who, when in a conversation, repeatedly uses emoticons to express their thoughts and feelings. Rather than take the time to create a thought out response they use a series of emotions that leave you with absolutely no way to respond.
John - "Hey Shirley!"
Shirley - " :) "
John - " ..what's up?"
Shirley - " :\ "
John - "Wow, you're such an emoti-whore."
Shirley - " :) "
John - " ..what's up?"
Shirley - " :\ "
John - "Wow, you're such an emoti-whore."
by WannaBeWebster February 29, 2012
male version of a Slut wife
1) a married man who has a large appetite for sex.
2) a married man who engages in sex with women, other than his wife, to fulfill her sexual needs.
3) a married man who will engage in any and all sexual activities for his wife.
1) a married man who has a large appetite for sex.
2) a married man who engages in sex with women, other than his wife, to fulfill her sexual needs.
3) a married man who will engage in any and all sexual activities for his wife.
by wolfgirlz January 10, 2018
When a person wants the latest and greatest release of software or hardware. Term used by professional/computer geeks in the Information Technology field. Being an upgrade whore has consequences, for example, glitches, bugs, usability, etc.
Tim upgraded to iOS 7, but now he is having trouble with his Wireless and bluetooth connectivity. That's what he gets for being an upgrade whore. He should have waited for iOS 7.1.
by Disgruntled IT guy October 25, 2013
Karen walked gingerly down the stairs as her whore knot was still tender from the attention it received from Scott last night.
Gerald ate the curry knowing full well that his whore knot would be on fire tomorrow morning.
"Hey darlin, it's my birthday so bend over and let me do you in the whore knot"
Gerald ate the curry knowing full well that his whore knot would be on fire tomorrow morning.
"Hey darlin, it's my birthday so bend over and let me do you in the whore knot"
by choppascott March 17, 2023
by IrphanMcGee February 07, 2017
Whores Funnel* (aka hoes web*)
Definition:
A sneaky but genius marketing move used by online cyber-prostitutes to turn thirsty followers into paying simps.
It starts with spicy but “safe-for-work” thirst traps on apps like TikTok or YouTube, luring in the unsuspecting (and very down bad).
From there, they drop the IG link in the bio, where things get a little more suggestive.
Once the simp is fully locked in, boom—they hit ‘em with the OnlyFans plug. Before they know it, dude’s wallet is on life support, and she’s out here securing the bag.
Definition:
A sneaky but genius marketing move used by online cyber-prostitutes to turn thirsty followers into paying simps.
It starts with spicy but “safe-for-work” thirst traps on apps like TikTok or YouTube, luring in the unsuspecting (and very down bad).
From there, they drop the IG link in the bio, where things get a little more suggestive.
Once the simp is fully locked in, boom—they hit ‘em with the OnlyFans plug. Before they know it, dude’s wallet is on life support, and she’s out here securing the bag.
Dude 1: Bro, I was just tryna watch some harmless TikToks, and now I’m subscribed to three different OnlyFans. What happened?!
Dude 2: My guy, you got caught in a whores funnel. It starts with a thirst trap, then suddenly you’re in her IG DMs, and next thing you know, you’re paying $14.99 a month to see the same pics she posted for free.
Dude 1: I swear, she was just doing fashion hauls on TikTok… now she’s selling “exclusive content” through some VIP link.
Dude 2: My guy, you got tangled in a hoes web. First, it’s “innocent” posts, then BOOM—subscription time.
Dude 2: My guy, you got caught in a whores funnel. It starts with a thirst trap, then suddenly you’re in her IG DMs, and next thing you know, you’re paying $14.99 a month to see the same pics she posted for free.
Dude 1: I swear, she was just doing fashion hauls on TikTok… now she’s selling “exclusive content” through some VIP link.
Dude 2: My guy, you got tangled in a hoes web. First, it’s “innocent” posts, then BOOM—subscription time.
by ramen connoisseur January 30, 2025