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ejected penis

your penis goes from small to big
Morty: what is that long dick?
Josh: it is a ejected penis.
by hacker694200 July 18, 2024
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Penis face

Another way of calling someone ugly.
She called my cat a penis face because she didn't like my cat's face.
by Englishwordmaker July 30, 2024
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Big penis

by The master (of bait) August 7, 2024
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Penis Activities

1. Action; Shit you do with your penis

2. Verb; Activities that are otherwise strange, degenerate, and or inappropriate.
1. Man, I was doing some penis activities last night.

2. Stop it with your penis activities.
by Origenei August 14, 2024
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Penis Thrice

An amazing anime character who has defined character archetypes
Person 1: My favorite anime character is Penis Thrice
Person 2: There are absolutely no flaws to Penis Thrice
by QUEERHOMOMAN August 14, 2024
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penis catfish

Penis catfish definition

To understand what a penis catfish is, you must first know what a catfish is and/or what catfishing is. Catfishing is when someone impersonates someone on social media or thru text messages either creating fake accounts or hijacking someone's account. Next, they pretend to be that person.

They do this for many different reasons, all of which are illegal, and It's never done with good intentions.

Catfishing could be used to spy on a boyfriend or girlfriend.

It could be used to fraudulently trick someone into sending money.

It could be used to lure someone to a location.

Catfishing, in the worst-case scenario, has led to people being abducted and murdered.

A regular "catfish" is not gender specific. Women as well as men have been known to be catfish.

A penis catfish is always a man.

A penis catfish is a menace to society. They lack moral ethics and will do anything to benefit themselves, such as lie, cheat and steal.

Manipulating every person and situation is a way of life and rooted deep into the core of their existance.
Bro, that dude stole homeboys car, took it to Mexico and sold it, and now their Rollin around like best buddies. If only homeboy knew he was chillin with a penis catfish. Lol!
by *SMD* March 24, 2025
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perm penis bleeding

penis watermelon juice coming out heres how to fix:
1. have a stone
2. arts and crafts
3. glue it to your penis
4. now it will start leaking out with a higher area range
i got stabbed in the penis now i have perm penis bleeding and it will never stop
by dfffgsdgffgsdgffgfd March 26, 2025
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