Jack And Jill Story

Two Fuckers That Went Up A Hill To 'Play'

Jack And Jill Went Up A Hill To Smoke Some Marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and then beat her to death with it and pushed her down the well.
And that was the Jack And Jill Story

by TheMinionRaider December 15, 2019

A Jack Somali:

An idiom made up of two names related to two of the internets most disgusting trolls.

After entering the strangers house unannounced and stealing the dog,

he tried pulling a Jack Somali:
"it was a prank bro"

by Thenunsbun December 31, 2024

gracie and jack

the camp kennybrook power couple. #cuties #PDA

Omg I caught Gracie and jack Hooking up in their special spot. They were really going at it.

by Samismiles March 26, 2020

Jack

An over the top kind of guy. Always is screaming at everything, and is always hyper. Making this... THING the most weirdest, but dumbest person alive.

Why are you so hyper? Your acting like Jack...

by Harry Chaudary February 15, 2020

jack sparrow`s boot

The appearance of a highly sexually active older woman`s vagina. A hanging and leathery labia, resembling the flappy bits at the top a pirate`s boot.

"Steve, I saw you getting off with that blonde MILF last night. What was she like, then?"
"Bud, she went like a fucking steam train. Her twat was a bit worn out though; pissflaps looked like the top of Jack Sparrow`s boot".

by Clothears January 11, 2014

Jacking On

The opposite of jacking off. So not masturbating. Most people do it.

I was jacking off in the basement, but now I'm jacking on in the attic.

by zonster June 5, 2025

Jack Knife

When you’re fucking a girl and your dick slips out and you try to go in and it hits against the pussy

I was fucking this bitch last night and I jack knifed her

by WeDalt dlril June 12, 2024