Penis

Something you look up on urban dictionary when you're bored

Joe:man I'm bored, I should look up penis on urban dictionary

by Growndarkevilpack July 23, 2023

Pinot Penis

When you drink too much Pinot Grigio to the point where it’s nearly impossible for you to feel any sexual stimulation. - Equivalent to whiskey dick.

Last night I hit her with the Pinot Penis, I couldn’t cum, but she fell in love.

by 2skip3 January 21, 2021

Penis wincole

When you want to smash but she looks like your dead relative

Billy:Did you smash

Jonny:Nah she’s to much of a penis wincole

by Portable_seth May 26, 2018

N-word penis

When someone is being annoying or is black and looks like a penis

Damn than bitch looks like an N-word penis

by Willyjohnson13 March 18, 2024

Penis

Touch my penis

Can you touch my penis

by Wtf is this May 15, 2021

Does Kyler have a small penis

Yes its incredibly small and no girl would fuck him so he's forced to be gay

"Does Kyler have a small penis?" "Yes that's why the only person who'll fuck him is Noah"

by I love Pey December 24, 2024

Penis hour

That time of night when all penises retract into the pelvis (most common at Don Cheadle’s house)

It’s penis hour

by Penis hour November 26, 2023