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Free Range Chicken

A girl without a boyfriend. One who is not tied down
Friend: Are you taking her down?
Me: Nah I think she's got a boyfriend
Friend: No bro I heard they broke up, she's a Free Range Chicken
Me: Damn Im taking that down
by rr12 May 1, 2023
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Krispy Krunchy Chicken

quick-serve fried chicken chain founded in 1989 in Lafayette, Louisiana
In 2017, there were 509 new Krispy Krunchy Chicken stores and a total of 2,294 stores across the United States and in Malaysia and American Samoa
by SPrice1980 May 9, 2023
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Krispy Krunchy Chicken

a quick-serve fried chicken chain founded in 1989 in Lafayette, Louisiana. It has over 2,700 locations across 47 states in the U.S., and is offered mainly in convenience stores and gas stations
Krispy Krunchy Chicken, founded in Louisiana in 1989, is a quick-serve solution for convenience stores, truck stops, universities, casinos and big box retailers across the U.S.
by SPrice1980 May 9, 2023
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Choking the chicken

Dude, that chiick has me loaded so hard that it hurts. I'm going to the bathroom.for a.few minutes and choking the chicken. Back soon.
by The¥/ May 11, 2023
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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road is a very old joke, The joke appeared during a 1847 of The Knickerbocker, Which is a New York monthly magazine

There are many types of the joke, such as:

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. ...Knock-knock." ("Who's there?") "The chicken."

"Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide."

"Why did the chewing gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot."

"Why did the whale cross the ocean? To get to the other tide."

"Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Chickens didn't exist yet."

"Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side."

A mathematical version asks, "Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? To get to the same side." (I took all this shit from wikipedia lol)
Here is an example:

Johnathan: "Hey, I got a joke."

Brook: "Spit it out dude."

Johnathan: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

Brook: "Johnathan, You said this joke about 76 times, The answer is to get to the other side, Dude your so lame."

Johnathan: ":("
by Detailed July 16, 2023
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Im the coolestman that chicken wing

Someone saying that there cool and that chicken wing
Guys the chicken wings were a prank Im the coolestman that chicken wing
by racism is bad August 7, 2023
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