Mid-masturbation with cats loose in your home, proceed to finish while said cat/s run through your legs, covering their fur in semen.
Person 1: I was at a party last night and I stroked the host's cat, but I met an unwelcome surprise as it seemed that someone had been careless enough to do a Harry, so needless to say I had to clean myself up with my tongue, in a cat-like fashion.
Person 2: Wow, you skirrowed it there mate.
Person 2: Wow, you skirrowed it there mate.
by rentboythrowaway September 5, 2017

by ValidatedCorn January 30, 2022

people who pretend to be your mother as an act of sarcasm because they can't smack the shit out of you because that might get them arrested
by Vita Smart July 27, 2022

by Spider-Sambo February 15, 2022

Laughable attempt at a put down by someone who themselves rarely contributes anything to society in general. They do have a sick lid though and are known for being absolute gold on the smash.
I've had a blue WKD and now feel hard as fuck so I'll throw some shade on the work chat about how some actually useful people are always 'Trynna get someone else to do their jobs' I'm fucking hilarious!
by Boatsrcool June 24, 2022

by exme4 June 5, 2024
