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Jack

Is a dumb boy. He is offen caught doing stupid things like jerking off in his grandma’s basement or making him self jizz everywhere until he bleeds. He is the funny friend that is often the one to be blamed for all the problems.
Police: who broke this?
Jack friends: Jack did!
by Billis stages July 4, 2024
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Jack moser

Aka jack Green. Brother of the infamous jack green. Known for being a scotish Instagram account owner/dancer.
Person 1: who’s that dancing on my screen?

Person 2: BRO! That’s jack moser
by Turdboi42069 November 7, 2020
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dave and jack

henry the homophobic walks in on dave and jackthe crayon men having sex with crayons
by skullshocker June 8, 2022
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Black Jack

When your obsessed with someone.
Don’t be a black jack, she clearly dosent want you.
by MKSUC October 13, 2019
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Savor Jacking

When a person is masturbating for no less then 60 minutes and the individual has a bottle wine and Debbie does Dallas playing in the background. Some may refer to this as a “take your time with it jack.” The opposite of speed jacking.
Jesse and Colton were talking about speed jacking when Colton brought up savor jacking. He asked Jesse if he had ever savor jacked and Jesse replied “no.” Colton responded with “you don’t know what you’re missing.”
by Lazer November 21, 2020
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jack

short ugly guy that sucks at hockey
jack is ugly and bad at hockey because he’s small
by daddy67235738 August 24, 2020
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jack alan coleman

Jack Alan Coleman is a stupid nigger who thinks getting in everybody else's business is okay. He thinks he is mature but in reality he makes everything about him because he insists on being the center of attention. Mr Coleman has an online girlfriend, they have been online dating for a year now. He thinks just because hes kept a relationship with one girl for so long means every girl is the same way, forcing himself into situations that don't even involve him! Jack Coleman is disliked heavily by his peers at times, for very obvious reasons.
Person 1: You know Jack Alan Coleman?

Person 2: You mean that nosy british guy? yeah, he sucks!
by grxcemxrtin April 7, 2020
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