monkey

Kristjan is a black african monkey rarely found in the jungle, Kristjan is a monkey with the thickest ass ever and the biggest dick. Lost in the dark need help finding him, he could be anywhere now.

Get back to work you nigger ass monkey bitch, Twist my tobacco nigger!

by analmaster69420 October 3, 2022

monkey mercinary leader

its a mercinary leader who doesnt know how to properly use there army and uses it to threaten people online even tho he is still a monkey

person 1: get fucking shit on

Andrew (monkey mercinary leader) : shut up or ill get the mercinarys on you

person 1: you cant do shit

Andrew : *cries and becomes emo*

by I_ONLY_SPEAK_TRUE_FACTS March 8, 2022

Chunking the monkey

Beating your dick

Sorry Bro, I was chunking the monkey last night

by Weavebobo October 26, 2016

Cum monkey

when someone crawls all over you while cumming, like a snail trail but with more action

He was such a cum monkey last night.

by Corpsestillborn December 28, 2020

Noodle Monkey

A fuckwit who wears his wedding ring, looking for a long term relationship and monogamy in their Tinder profile

Why are you wearing your wedding ring in your Tinder profile you noodle monkey

by anonymous July 24, 2025

Caucasian Monkey

Term for ugly Caucásians with brown skin.

Marcus Samuelson is a Caucasian Monkey.

by Lil Miss Hood Baby Mila 👸🏻🥇 July 21, 2024

stage monkey

Master of ceremonies

The stage monkey introduced the next act.

by Leif Hopper June 2, 2017