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stump nuts

Someone who is an extreme pervert yet also a huge Christian freak at the same time. Their amputated leg also looks like an over grown penis.
Stump Nuts: Anyone named Josh
by JarlAlpha August 10, 2015
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Omega Nut

Omega Nut. A Word Which describes your burning passion to nut in someone.
Example:
Boy 1. Woah! Do you see Emma over there?
Boy 2. Yup, Omega Nut my boy.
Boy 1. Wish I could.
by Nutter42 May 3, 2018
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tinkle nut

An acorn in a bed of har is all your gonna see down there.
Chad pissed on his balls again! What a fucking tinkle nut.
by @therealthiccolascage December 16, 2022
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No Nut November

A sacred month where you stop filling oreos and stop eating nuts and stop jerking off
Person 1: hey dude I'm gonna fail No Nut November

Person 2: wait it's NNN
by Justaidiot November 1, 2021
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deez nuts

the unfunniest joke
Guy 1: do u know the company DN?
Guy 2: no what is it about?
Guy 1: DEEZ NUTS!! lLOSLAOAOA a,q,q,11111,1,1,1,1,1.1.1’zoepaspal

Guy 2: please stop. this isn’t funny anymore. i know that ur dad is dead and ur having a hard time. im always here for u.
Guy 1: i got him good!
i got him good…. *depression!!!!!!*
by funny chungus August 25, 2021
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Nut Soaker

When hiking in Arizona and you encounter a river that is only deep enough to soak your nuts if you sit in it.
So I was hiking in the afternoon heat and was lucky enough to come across a Nut Soaker
by Pesos Weinstein September 16, 2020
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Gabbas nut

A sticky green semen trail that comes out of the asshole hairs
I have gabbas nut because I’m a 5 year old underdeveloped alien stripper
by Verysloppywaffle April 14, 2021
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