me:did u hear about filip johnquavious the 3rd omg he is so hot
you: well duh he goes to cedar park high school
you: well duh he goes to cedar park high school
by alyssaparisi June 13, 2022
Get the cedar park high schoolmug. A true treasure trove of nicotine addicts and underpaid teachers who don’t really teach to well(who can blame them). In this place you’ll find
-The alcoholic lacrosse team, who will let you know they won WPIAL more times than you can count
-The artsy/liberal students, who like to claim that a new injustice or harassment has happened to them this week, meanwhile nobody cares and everyone leaves you alone
-The nice but HUGELY bitchy girls lacrosse team, make sure you don’t mention that you can’t check to them or you’re sexist
-The pretty white but pretty good basketball team
-180 dollar parking spots just to have dogs searching through your car because they smelled something
-Bag checks that take about 15 years, then getting bitched at for being late to homeroom
-Horribly allocated funding to every sport besides football
But overall, not a HORRIBLE place to be.
-The alcoholic lacrosse team, who will let you know they won WPIAL more times than you can count
-The artsy/liberal students, who like to claim that a new injustice or harassment has happened to them this week, meanwhile nobody cares and everyone leaves you alone
-The nice but HUGELY bitchy girls lacrosse team, make sure you don’t mention that you can’t check to them or you’re sexist
-The pretty white but pretty good basketball team
-180 dollar parking spots just to have dogs searching through your car because they smelled something
-Bag checks that take about 15 years, then getting bitched at for being late to homeroom
-Horribly allocated funding to every sport besides football
But overall, not a HORRIBLE place to be.
Bro 1 “yo did you hear about the bomb threat at Mars Area High School last week”
Bro 2 “Lucky, they get the day off again”
Bro 2 “Lucky, they get the day off again”
by KopasSexTape May 3, 2023
Get the Mars Area High Schoolmug. (kennesaw) high school where 1 out of 10 people are black, and 1 out of every 2 blacks think theyre ghetto but 0% of of those niggers are actually ghetto. youll see the whitest kid living in a big ass house but thinks hes hood, shi youll see a nigga in an even bigger house who thinks hes even more hood. the people that know they aint hood usually end up doing coke at parties anyways so you gotta pick ur poison.
by yunin March 3, 2025
Get the harrison high schoolmug. It is a high school will corn Fields every where also it’s 99 percent white country cousin fuckers and if you don’t have a mullet ur probably a dealer and every assistant principal is basically hittler and if you’re not white I wish you luck because you will probably get lynched wish you luck you will not survive there
I survived West Branch high school
by kid without a mullet December 3, 2021
Get the West Branch High Schoolmug. renton high school is one of the schools that you dont wanna go to bout ghetto asff. also a thing called “ mexican vs black “ where i stg every year they fight lmfaoo. 😭 * during class i kid u not u go walk around the school u see a mexican couple kissing in the corner* . im from renton where that bitch idk her name gets pregnant every 2 weeekz “ i thucked up thkubba tay” ass mf . the end
by anonymous September 15, 2020
Get the renton high schoolmug. by ItchyOctopus September 21, 2025
Get the Poudre Valley High Schoolmug. AKA Flop Nation one of the dookie schools in the nation who once printed a shirt about beating a school then proceeded to lose the game.
by Coach Key October 5, 2022
Get the Alonso High Schoolmug.