Food and Finance High School

A cooking school were 72% don’t want to cook

75% of them got in because no other school wanted them

There was kid you was locked in the freezer and was never heard from again

Food and finance high school sucks

by SomeRandom34 October 16, 2021

beacon high school

The Beacon School is a highly-selective college-preparatory public high school in the Hell's Kitchen area of Manhattan in New York City near Times Square and the Theater District. Beacon is a member of a group of schools called the New York Performance Standards Consortium.

Instead of the regular NY State required graduation assessments (Regents Exams), students at Beacon complete performance-based assessments (PBAs) in History, Science, Math, English. However, they still also need to earn a passing score on the ELA Regents Exam.

I AM A STUDENT HERE right now and the school is OK at best. There are ALOT OF BADDIES but that number will go down as a bunch of bumbaclot kids mess up the school. Your first crush will be your crush of many - however, you will soon see that the girl you like has a body count of one hundred with a snapscore of 1.2 million.

Also, be on the lookout for Mr. BEALS and Mr. MOSCOW!!!

AND DON'T DO DRUGS! THE SCHOOL BECAME A HELLHOLE OF GHETTOS WITH NO LIFE AND NO REASON FOR GETTING INTO BEACON WHILE ON METH AND HEROIN SMOKING ZAZA AND PLAYING FRILL MUSIC IN THE CAFETERIA

Mr. Beals: I AM MR. BEALS AND I WEAR A USMC T-SHIRT EVERYDAY WITH TAN AIR FORCES AND I LOVE TO YELL AT KIDS AND FAIL ALL OF THEM!

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Kid 1: Hey! You know Jay Critch went to beacon high school?

Kid 2: I don't care. I am only applying for the BADDIES!

Kid 2: Gets Accepted
Kid 2: One week later: GRA GRA GANG GANG GANG IM SMOKIN ON LOTTI THESE OPPS ON MY DICK YEE YEE YEEEEEE

by PLEASE READ!!!! May 15, 2023

Calabar High School

Calabar High School is a society of men that are very intelligent, Unfortunately ppl love fi gi dem bad name boh dem gi bun and all, They are loyal men that left bun stage in the past and think that its childish,so if your a girl. Deh wid a bar man🤙

Girl: which schl uh guh?
Boy: Calabar High School yzm so nuh worry
Girl: good now me nah go get bun again

by Di ugly guy January 3, 2023

Egan Junior High School

Ok ok Egan was good and all but then my crush denied my invitation ;;--;;; i asked why and she said 'bcuz ur ugly' and everyone in the school argeed. the teachers did nothing to stop bullying andmy feelnigs got hurt. they could have done a bette rjob teaching BUT nO they Didnt. :(((

Billy: Is Egan Junior High School good?
Gerald: No lol

by Kpop Pitbull360 June 2, 2021

elthorne park high school

its pretty mid
better than brentside
dont talk to the year 13s though icl i talked to 2 of them and theyre well weird

boy 1: whats up with people in elthorne park high school
boy 2: idk they say bosh instead of beak and cheese instead of peak

by moonlessmaddy October 23, 2024

Fordham Prepatory High School

An all boys school where the guys are smart, sometimes Iona Prep rejects, that have potential, are secretley (not really) closeted homos. They are zesty and don't admit, and some even go so far as to liking femboys. A.K.A, the Fordham Fags, or the Fordham Femboys

"Yo bro, you been to Fordham Prepatory High School??" "Yeah bro, the kids are fags"

by randompersonwhowritesmeanings March 31, 2023

McEwen High School

A high school in the middle of nowhere. Known for producing graduating classes of both people who can't spell their own name and people who have trouble understanding what the phrase "unfinished homework" means. All the band's instruments are broken, all the cheerleaders are secretly rooting for the other team, and the teachers just want the torture to end.

McEwen High School is your average, everyday-- annnd you stole my lungs.

by MyChemicalFallOutSiren March 15, 2017