a website that (i think) was intended for people to share slang and funny words they made up but now it's just something about sex and everyone has horibal speling and really need Grammarly.
me: types "shark" in urban dictionary.
Urban dictionary: a way of sex in which a girl eats a man's dick
Urban dictionary: a way of sex in which a girl eats a man's dick
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When your jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, you pull chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out and you slam any plates, bowls or silverware, whistle loudly AND fireworks shoot from top of head, pant loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipe comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clear your throat, straighten tie and comb hair.
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