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fucking a goat

this is used ,usually on a construction job, where a complete retard just cant do enough wrong to get fired cause he " has a picture of the boss fucking a goat" and said boss doesnt want the information to surface.
that guy cant even piss without instructions and someone holding his hand,he must have a picture of someone fucking a goat not to be fired.
by evilgoodness July 6, 2014
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oh fuck it

When you can not decide what to do for a long time until you don't care.
What jeans to wear?

The torn ones or the black ones or the brown ones or the red ones?
Oh fuck it, just the blue ones.
by GoodMan95 April 24, 2016
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Counter Fuck

{cown-ter fuhk} noun, 1. sexual intercourse outside of a relationship as retaliation for a partner's cheating or other infidelities 2. the person with which one has the counter fuck intercourse
I think she should counter fuck him. That'll teach him not to cheat.

He cheated on her last week so she's on a mission to find a counter fuck.

Check it out, there goes his counter fuck.
by Stupid Is As Stupid Does October 10, 2009
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Rock fuck

1: verb- to fall or eat shit as on rocks or gravel

2: noun- a state of being characterized by the use of hard drugs
I got stabbed the other day and it didn't get infected until I rock fucked myself.
by Dennys' Crusader October 5, 2011
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fucking goofy

Minny Mouse cheating on Mickey Mouse. Soon after get a divorce...
Lawyer: he said she was just fucking silly.
Mickey: NO I SAID SHE WAS FUCKING GOOFY!
by Thishellaguy July 27, 2017
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Sauce Fucked

When you order food with a sauce you like and they put a different kind on or none at all. You have been sauce fucked.
Joe- Dude, I just ordered a bean burrito from taco bell with green sauce and they put red sauce on it!

Nick- Wow, dude, you just got sauce fucked.
by Duuuukaaaay May 1, 2009
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fucking bastard

used to describe when you fuck someone who you hate, so you slap them around a bit before hand
"man, i saw kristie today all fucked up"
"yeah, i fucked that bitch"
"you fucking bastard!"
by kimmy booth April 16, 2005
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