Coffee Monkey

A man who doesn’t drink coffee, but will bring his girlfriend coffee because she has cknvinced him that it’s foreplay. He will allow her to take photos of the delivery for her Instagram and to create a hashtag (#coffeemonkey) to display his prowess.
The coffee monkey brought me coffee this morning. I guess I’ll have sex with him...next week.
by Ms. Coffee January 17, 2019
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Monkey splat

When you have too short of a dick to get past the cheeks and the tip is just grazing her lips, so you jerk off in your hand and throw it at her.
Bro that girl had such a fat ass I had to monkey splat her!
by Neffy125 December 07, 2023
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Geeky Monkey

He is a geeky monkey
by Sri_1729 November 13, 2019
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the monkey knows

in the 60's LSD sometimes heroin users referred to a mystical spiritual out-of-body experience, they spoke about the all-knowing " monkey ". Beatnics, poetry readings, tams Tams sort of scene.
by p0kerface February 14, 2019
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monkey

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by Itz ya boi fish100500 July 02, 2021
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Mississippi Earth Monkey

Definition: When two crackheads fuck in the mud getting covered in it
I saw two Mississippi Earth Monkeys fucking behind the 7/11.
by Moosemilk01 August 14, 2021
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