national get your girl a gift day

hey gentlemen get that sexy mama of yours and get her the gift of a lifetime. check vsco, pinterest, instagram, everything! no cringe though. good luck!

“hey bro did you get a gift for anne yet?
“for what”
“national get your girl a gift day”

by WackyWollie April 24, 2019

all i ever wanna get is slang..

phone sex. As used in Def Leppard's song "Slang" of album named as such.

ALL I EVER WANNA GET IS SLANG....!!!1

by demolition woman June 20, 2010

Hitler Gets Banned From Xbox Live

A piece of shit video on Youtube uploaded by under the username of "Bowlch". I fail to see how the video is funny, and if anyone else makes fun of Hitler, they would need a fucking life. It's not funny, it's stupid and a failure.

Kid: "Hitler Gets Banned From Xbox Live is so funny!"

This is what I'll say: "Yeah right, it's shit and you know that but you just don't have enough knowledge in history."

by Bobby Seeliger May 23, 2008

Can I get a Slap of Grease in the name of jesus?

Give me some food. Usually one says this when they're waiting on line for lunch.

I was on a line in the mess hall at rikers and an inmate standing a few feet from me said "can I get a slap of grease in the name of jesus?".

by metaphoricals June 12, 2010

If you can’t take the banter get out the kitchen

A phrase used to describe a non-banterous bitch who can’t take my jokes

Wow stop getting offended easily yk if you can’t take the banter get out the kitchen

by I don’t know mate June 18, 2019

how do you get dick from richard

simply ask him nicely

1: how do you get dick from richard
2: ask him nicely

by Confusions December 22, 2021

If you do not get the pleasure do not go the measure

If you didn't make the child and didn't get the pleasure of making them, you don't have to take care of them.

Adult: When you grow up you should become a teacher, the kindergarteners really like you
Teen: If you do not get the pleasure do not go the measures

by WGG_1980 May 08, 2019