Poo Fuck

Poo fuck is a person who will happily fuck any ones poo for money.

$2 for poo fuck.

by The_Urban_Definer June 19, 2016

fuck check

A sex rain check

Hey Carl, I'm about to pass out. How about a fuck check?

by Geltzz June 2, 2012

Waffle Fuck

1) The act of fucking a waffle.
2) When one fucks a breakfast item.
3) Using your own jizz as syrup on your waffles.

Man: Yo what'd you do for breakfast this morning?

Other man: I had a nice waffle fuck today !

Man: OH! That would explain the hole in your waffle then.

by Ball Droppers July 25, 2011

fuck-yah

When "fuck" just isn't enough.

When it's hard to get out of bed and you finally swing your feet out first, "fuck-yah" provides added thrust. Pronounced by dragging out the last syllable, "Fuck yaaahh"

Also used on the way down when jumping or falling from something high. Fuuuuk-yaaaahh.

When barely suppressing anger, bare teeth and exhale while spitting the word out. "This is my second parking ticket this week! FUCK-YAAAAHHHH.

by Bunny B. September 20, 2011

Rock fuck

1: verb- to fall or eat shit as on rocks or gravel

2: noun- a state of being characterized by the use of hard drugs

I got stabbed the other day and it didn't get infected until I rock fucked myself.

by Dennys' Crusader October 5, 2011

fucking bastard

used to describe when you fuck someone who you hate, so you slap them around a bit before hand

"man, i saw kristie today all fucked up"
"yeah, i fucked that bitch"
"you fucking bastard!"

by kimmy booth April 16, 2005

fat fuck

1) (n.) Very simply, having sex with a fat (overweight) woman.
2) (adj.) A person who is both fat and stupid.

1)
-I had sex with Annie yesterday.
-With Annie? Ewwww! She weighs like, a tonn!
-Yeah, I know, it was a total fat fuck.

2)
Fat Bob: Oops, I dropped my hat...
Mike: Move out of the way, you fat fuck!

by Urban_Fellow July 16, 2006