poop fingered

pooped fingered is when you are having explosive diarrhea
aw geez i got poop fingered last night so i cant make it to work”
by black nugget March 01, 2019
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fingers of fire

When the male dunks his fingers in hot sauce and proceeds to finger blast the female for firery pleasure
Babe come give my fire crotch your fingers of fire.
by Dcookieboy April 03, 2016
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I'm all fingers

When your texting somebody and your ready to listen.
(Text messages)
John:I'm so sad!
kate:I'm all fingers!
by The Oppisop June 03, 2015
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Five Finger Caress

The act of fingering a woman similar to “two in the pink, two in the stink”, but adding your thumb to penetrate her urethra.
“She was feeling extra needy, so I gave her the five finger caress

Dude, what the fuck?”
by Speedstermmm5 December 20, 2024
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pitty fingers

When he fingers you out of pitty
«I dont want no pitty fingers» ~Her
«Darling, please» ~Him
by Pittyboi November 14, 2017
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Finger horn

Using your finger to get your feet into a pair of dress shoes, when the shoe horn is backwards and you are hammered drunk.
Derek was so hammed his shoe horn was back wards so he had to resort the the double finger horn
by Spenny for real February 26, 2012
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