national get your girl a gift day

hey gentlemen get that sexy mama of yours and get her the gift of a lifetime. check vsco, pinterest, instagram, everything! no cringe though. good luck!

“hey bro did you get a gift for anne yet?
“for what”
“national get your girl a gift day”

by WackyWollie April 24, 2019

all i ever wanna get is slang..

phone sex. As used in Def Leppard's song "Slang" of album named as such.

ALL I EVER WANNA GET IS SLANG....!!!1

by demolition woman June 20, 2010

Hitler Gets Banned From Xbox Live

A piece of shit video on Youtube uploaded by under the username of "Bowlch". I fail to see how the video is funny, and if anyone else makes fun of Hitler, they would need a fucking life. It's not funny, it's stupid and a failure.

Kid: "Hitler Gets Banned From Xbox Live is so funny!"

This is what I'll say: "Yeah right, it's shit and you know that but you just don't have enough knowledge in history."

by Bobby Seeliger May 23, 2008

Can I get a Slap of Grease in the name of jesus?

Give me some food. Usually one says this when they're waiting on line for lunch.

I was on a line in the mess hall at rikers and an inmate standing a few feet from me said "can I get a slap of grease in the name of jesus?".

by metaphoricals June 12, 2010

If you can’t take the banter get out the kitchen

A phrase used to describe a non-banterous bitch who can’t take my jokes

Wow stop getting offended easily yk if you can’t take the banter get out the kitchen

by I don’t know mate June 18, 2019

how do you get dick from richard

simply ask him nicely

1: how do you get dick from richard
2: ask him nicely

by Confusions December 22, 2021

I want to get stuck up your butthole

This means you like someone. Duh.

Oh Lisa, you are so fucking fine. I want to get stuck up your butthole.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 09, 2020