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If you do not get the pleasure do not go the measure

If you didn't make the child and didn't get the pleasure of making them, you don't have to take care of them.
Adult: When you grow up you should become a teacher, the kindergarteners really like you
Teen: If you do not get the pleasure do not go the measures
by WGG_1980 May 8, 2019
mugGet the If you do not get the pleasure do not go the measuremug.
A phrase used to describe a non-banterous bitch who can’t take my jokes
Wow stop getting offended easily yk if you can’t take the banter get out the kitchen
by I don’t know mate June 18, 2019
mugGet the If you can’t take the banter get out the kitchenmug.

wagwan piffting lemme get your bbm pin

wagwan = whats up
piffting = hottie (girl)
bbm = black berry messenger

so back in the days when blackberries still were a thing you had to get a code to DM someone. so this is actually just a really special way to say: whats up girl lemme get your number.
by S0muchM3NY April 12, 2017
mugGet the wagwan piffting lemme get your bbm pinmug.

I want to get stuck up your butthole

This means you like someone. Duh.
Oh Lisa, you are so fucking fine. I want to get stuck up your butthole.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 9, 2020
mugGet the I want to get stuck up your buttholemug.

get-on-the-floor-take-off-your-pants hot

Someone who is so physically attractive that you would literally have sex with them on the floor....or in a closet....or basically anywhere else.
A:"OMG, have you seen jack's brother? He's so cute!!"
B:"Cute like little kid cute or cute like hot..."
A:"More like get-on-the-floor-take-off-your-pants hot"
B:"Damn."
by cheyenne hunter April 2, 2008
mugGet the get-on-the-floor-take-off-your-pants hotmug.

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