i love lamp

Something that is said back to a person who just stated a non sequitar.

Person 1: Where do you want to eat tonight?
Person 2: The number one killer of domestic cats is feline AIDS.
Person 1:...I love lamp.

by CLRobertson July 8, 2005

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Alabama Love Gun

Two in the pank, one in the stank and thumb on the joystick.

She just loves it when I use the ALABAMA LOVE GUN on her!!!!

by llcllollmllellollnll May 14, 2006

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substitute albino love

The action of grabbing a handful of snow and making love to it in order to get the feeling of being with an albino women.

me and my dad were having a snowball fight when suddenly the snow hit my crotch and i felt the beautiful sensation of substitute albino love.

by altairalex February 4, 2015

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When someone is in love with someone so much they will do anything for them. Also will tell all their friends and think about them adlest half the day and if their really creepy mabye start stalking them.

Person 1:have you seen person 3 latly?
Person 2:nah. I think there stalking person 4
Person 3: HEY HAVE I TOLD YOU HOW GOOD PEROSN 4 IS?
Person4: um... is someone have obsessive love/crush with me?

by You_are_fool June 8, 2022

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Alabama Love Triangle

The fucked up romantic/sexual relationship between a brother, sister, and their other brother/sister or cousin.

The Finn family reunion was going to be an awkward affair because Sally and Billy Ray had recently broken up their Alabama Love Triangle with cousin Cletus.

by Key&Peele January 13, 2018

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